I WISH I WAS BORN IN AMERICA SO I COULD MAKE OUT WITH GIRLS HALF MY AGE.I WISH I WAS BORN IN THE U.K SO I COULD LOOK DOWN ON THE 'UNCIVILIZED ASIAN'.I WISH I WAS BORN AN AUSTRALIAN SO I COULD 'PRACTICE MULTICULTURALISM' BY BEATING UP EVERY MULTI COLORED FOREIGNER THAT COMES MY WAY.BUT ALAS....I AM AN INDIAN.DOESN'T THAT JUST SUCK?